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I decided to make a page for All My Blorbos Ever because why not?
Current Main Blorbos:
| Name | Ships I Like | Notes |
|---|---|---|
Elouisa, Palia (Video Game)  | Elouisa/Caleri, Elouisa/Jina, Elouisa/ME | My special baby schizophrenic cryptid-loving emotionally incestuous blorbo. I adore her. I ADORE HER. Her relationship with Caleri makes me want to pull my guts out. |
Alara Kitan, The Orville (TV)  | Alara/Solana, Alara/Claire, Alara/Kelly | I love her so much. She's disabled, she's a lesbian (to me), she's in love with her sister, she has Mommy Issues AND Daddy Issues, she has super strength, she is deeply insecure. Blorbo material. |
Yang, Psych  | Yang/Shawn | SHE IS PERFECT. She's insane, she's abusive, she's a stalker, she's inappropriate, she's played by Ally Sheedy who outacts literally everyone. Can't stop thinking about her. Need her carnally. |
Teleya, The Orville (TV) | Kelly/Teleya, Teleya/Every Female Character tbh | Evil women. Evil women who are hellbent on revenge. She's a violent religious extremist but she's hot so whatever. She's a terrible mother. She's perfect, to me. |
Isabel Feathers/Immortus, Doom Patrol TV  | Isabel/Laura, Isabel/Rita | GOD I LOVE HER. She's a narcissist (literally), she's a tortured artist, she's ignored and treated like a freak, she's evil but not entirely but yes, she just wants to be adored, and well, I adore her! |
Claire Finn, The Orville  | Claire/Alara, Claire/Isaac, Claire/Timmis, Claire/Kelly | She's so so wonderful. Amazing mother, amazing doctor, amazing human being. She almost gave up her entire career just to help a trans intersex girl have the body she wanted. She's the best damn character in the entire show. BOW DOWN. |
Kaylon Primary, The Orville | Primary/Secondary /Tertiary, Primary/Lysella, Primary/Charly (evilly) | God. He makes me insane. He's terrible at first but then stops being terrible. He sends his entire planet to the wedding of the guy he called a weakness & a woman he wanted to kill and also congratulates him on his marriage. He's an abuse victim. He's severely traumatized. He's gay. |
Charly Burke, The Orville | Charly/Amanda, Charly/Primary, Charly/Claire | Can you tell I love traumatized characters? The fandom treats her like absolute garbage but she's my queen. She's a mean dyke and I adore it. I want to put her alone in a room with Primary while she has her finger over the Kill All Kaylon button and see what she does to him. |
Macy Vaughn, Charmed 2018  | Macy/Maggie/Mel, Macy/Charity | I love her so much. She wants to use her demon side for good!! She can move things with her mind!! She loves her sisters so much!! She's loyal and SMART AS CRAP and capable and askjdfntjk. I crush. |
Prue Halliwell Charmed 1998  | Prue/Cole, Prue/Piper | She's responsible and sometimes reserved and she has a great fashion sense and she'll do anything to protect her sisters. She's extremely powerful and the best damn character in the show to ME. |