I decided to make a page for All My Blorbos Ever because why not? Sorry that this isn't very pretty. I'm lazy.
Current Main Blorbos:
These are characters I'm currently obsessed with.
Forever Blorbos
These are characters I've been obsessed with for at least 3 years, but most of them much, much longer than that.
| Name | Ships I Like | Notes |
|---|---|---|
The Negative Spirit, Doom Patrol | TNS/Larry, TNS/me… | I am unwell about them to an extent never before known to man. See my shrine for details because it's too long to write here. My ultimatest ultimate blorbo of ever. When they were written off I laid on the floor in fetal position for multiple days. |
Mr. Morden, Babylon 5 | Morden/Anna, Morden/Lennier | I've been obsessed with him since 2022. He's a rancid rat bastard. Little trash mouth piece of garbage. He's bisexual and straight at the same time. He fucks bugs. |
| Anna Sheridan, Babylon 5 | Morden/Anna, Anna/Liz | SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME. She is also Me. I adore her. She's such a mystery, such a tragedy, and she is MORE THAN JUST “DEAD WIFE”, JMS!! Sinclair has a hole in his mind; Anna is the hole in the story that they patched up sloppily with a color that doesn't match the original paint at all. She cheated on her husband at the very least emotionally. She's an extremely competent archaeologist. She's everything. |
Amorphous Shape, Gravity Falls | A-Shape/Pyronica | I fell in love with her at first sight - literally - in 2015. 10 years later I'm a lesbian, the Book of Bill is released, and we find out she's a girl. Imagine how happy I was. I need her. |
Tovan Khev, Star Trek Online | Tovan/Rinna, Tovan/Player | The only other male character I like. I started playing Star Trek Online in early 2013 and fell in love with him instantly. He's SO loyal, so kind, and so angry. He adores his sister. I adore him. |
Dureena Nafeel, Crusade '99 | Dureena/Sarah | I have no words, other than that she may be one of the best characters ever invented. One of the hottest, also. |
Jane/K, Doom Patrol TV | Jane/Hammerhead, Jane/Casey | She's the best. Helped me realize I'm a system. Hard, rough, loving, traumatized, badass, scared, worthy, beautiful. One of the best things about DPTV. I cannot emphasize enough how much she means to me. |
Valentina Vostok, Doom Patrol TV | Valentina/Her Spirit | When this episode premiered, it changed my life. I haven't been the same since. God, I can't believe we were lucky enough to get this version of Valentina in the show…. |

















