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-I decided to make a page for All My Blorbos Ever because why not?
+I decided to make a page for All My Blorbos Ever because why not? Sorry that this isn't very pretty. I'm lazy.
-Current Main Blorbos:
+===== Current Main Blorbos: =====
-| Name | Ships I Like | Notes |
+These are characters I'm currently obsessed with.
-| Elouisa, Palia (Video Game)  {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/elouisa.png?100x100}} | Elouisa/Caleri, Elouisa/Jina, Elouisa/ME | My special baby schizophrenic cryptid-loving  emotionally incestuous  blorbo. I adore her. I ADORE  HER. Her relationship with  Caleri makes me want to pull  my guts out. |
+^ Name  ^ Ships I Like ^ Notes ^
+| Elouisa, Palia (Video Game)\\  {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/4191460.png}} | Elouisa/Caleri, Elouisa/Jina, Elouisa/ME | My special baby schizophrenic cryptid-loving  emotionally incestuous  blorbo. I adore her. I ADORE  HER. Her relationship with  Caleri makes me want to pull  my guts out. |
 | Alara Kitan, The Orville (TV)  {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/alaraa.png}} | Alara/Solana, Alara/Claire, Alara/Kelly | I love her so much. She's  disabled, she's a lesbian  (to me), she's in love with  her sister, she has Mommy  Issues AND Daddy Issues, she  has super strength, she is  deeply insecure. Blorbo material. |
 | Yang,  Psych  {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/yancong.png}}| Yang/Shawn | SHE IS PERFECT. She's  insane, she's abusive, she's  a stalker, she's inappropriate,  she's played by Ally Sheedy  who outacts literally everyone.  Can't stop thinking about her.  Need her carnally. |
-| Teleya, The Orville (TV)
+| Teleya, The Orville (TV)\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/teleya.png?100x100}} | Kelly/Teleya, Teleya/Every  Female  Character tbh | Evil women. Evil women who  are hellbent on revenge. She's  a violent religious extremist  but she's hot so whatever. She's  a terrible mother. She's perfect,  to me. |
-       {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/teleya.png?100x100}} | Kelly/Teleya, Teleya/Every  Female  Character tbh | Evil women. Evil women who  are hellbent on revenge. She's  a violent religious extremist  but she's hot so whatever. She's  a terrible mother. She's perfect,  to me. |
 | Isabel Feathers/Immortus, Doom Patrol TV  {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/isa3bel.png?100x100}} | Isabel/Laura, Isabel/Rita | GOD I LOVE HER. She's  a narcissist (literally), she's  a tortured artist, she's ignored  and treated like a freak, she's  evil but not entirely but yes,  she just wants to be adored,  and well, I adore her! |
-| Claire Finn, The Orville    {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/claire.png?100x100}} | Claire/Alara,  Claire/Isaac,  Claire/Timmis,  Claire/Kelly | She's so so wonderful. Amazing  mother, amazing doctor, amazing  human being. She almost gave up  her entire career just to help a trans  intersex girl have the body she wanted.  She's the best damn character in the  entire show. BOW DOWN. |
+| Claire Finn, The Orville \\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/claire.png?100x100}} | Claire/Alara,  Claire/Isaac,  Claire/Timmis,  Claire/Kelly | She's so so wonderful. Amazing  mother, amazing doctor, amazing  human being. She almost gave up  her entire career just to help a trans  intersex girl have the body she wanted.  She's the best damn character in the  entire show. BOW DOWN. |
-| Kaylon Primary, The Orville    {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/primary.png?100x100}} | Primary/Secondary  /Tertiary,  Primary/Lysella, Primary/Charly  (evilly) | God. He makes me insane. He's  terrible at first but then stops being  terrible. He sends his entire planet  to the wedding of the guy he called a  weakness & a woman he wanted  to kill and also congratulates him  on his marriage. He's an abuse victim.  He's severely traumatized. He's gay. |
+| Kaylon Primary, The Orville\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/primary.png?100x100}} | Primary/Secondary  /Tertiary,  Primary/Lysella, Primary/Charly  (evilly) | God. He makes me insane. He's  terrible at first but then stops being  terrible. He sends his entire planet  to the wedding of the guy he called a  weakness & a woman he wanted  to kill and also congratulates him  on his marriage. He's an abuse victim.  He's severely traumatized. He's gay. |
-| Charly Burke, The Orville
+| Charly Burke, The Orville\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/charly.png?100x100}} | Charly/Amanda, Charly/Primary,  Charly/Claire | Can you tell I love traumatized  characters? The fandom treats her like  absolute garbage but she's my queen.  She's a mean dyke and I adore it.  I want to put her alone in a room with  Primary while she has her finger over the  Kill All Kaylon button and see what  she does to him. |
-{{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/charly.png?100x100}} | Charly/Amanda, Charly/Primary,  Charly/Claire | Can you tell I love traumatized  characters? The fandom treats her like  absolute garbage but she's my queen.  She's a mean dyke and I adore it.  I want to put her alone in a room with  Primary while she has her finger over the  Kill All Kaylon button and see what  she does to him. |
 | Macy Vaughn, Charmed 2018  {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/macyicon.png}} | Macy/Maggie/Mel, Macy/Charity | I love her so much. She wants to use  her demon side for good!! She can move  things with her mind!! She loves her  sisters so much!! She's loyal and SMART  AS CRAP and capable and askjdfntjk.  I crush. |
 | Prue Halliwell  Charmed 1998  {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/pure.png}} | Prue/Cole,  Prue/Piper | She's responsible and sometimes reserved  and she has a great fashion sense and  she'll do anything to protect her sisters.  She's extremely powerful and the best  damn character in the show to ME.|
+| Robota, Sims 3\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/robotaicon2.jpg}} | Robota/Lyra, Robota/Cassandre | Nichest blorbo. She's sentient! She wants to be an athlete! She loves! She's sweet!!!!!!!!!!!! |
+| Gladys, Sims 3\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/gladys.png}} | Gladys/Chelsea | Tree #3. In toxic yuri with Chelsea, and she is losing. |
+===== Forever Blorbos =====
+These are characters I've been obsessed with for at least 3 years, but most of them much, much longer than that.
+^ Name  ^ Ships I Like ^ Notes ^
+| The Negative Spirit, Doom Patrol\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/ns.png?100x100}} | TNS/Larry, TNS/me... | I am unwell about them to an extent never before known to man. See my [[https://alien.hospital/tnsmylove|shrine]] for details because it's too long to write here.  My ultimatest ultimate blorbo of ever. When they were written off I laid on the floor in fetal position for multiple days. |
+| Mr. Morden, Babylon 5\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/morden.png?100x100}} | Morden/Anna, Morden/Lennier | I've been obsessed with him since 2022. He's a rancid rat bastard. Little trash mouth piece of garbage. He's bisexual and straight at the same time. He fucks bugs. |
+| Anna Sheridan, Babylon 5\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/annaicon.png}} | Morden/Anna, Anna/Liz | SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME. She is also Me. I adore her. She's such a mystery, such a tragedy, and she is MORE THAN JUST "DEAD WIFE", JMS!! Sinclair has a hole in his mind; Anna is the hole in the story that they patched up sloppily with a color that doesn't match the original paint at all. She cheated on her husband at the very least emotionally. She's an extremely competent archaeologist. She's everything.|
+| Amorphous Shape, Gravity Falls\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/amorphousshape.png?100x100}} | A-Shape/Pyronica | I fell in love with her at first sight - literally - in 2015. 10 years later I'm a lesbian, the Book of Bill is released, and we find out she's a girl. Imagine how happy I was. I need her. |
+| Tovan Khev, Star Trek Online {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/tovan.png?100x100}} | Tovan/Rinna, Tovan/Player | The only other male character I like. I started playing Star Trek Online in early 2013 and fell in love with him instantly. He's SO loyal, so kind, and so angry. He adores his sister. I adore him. |
+| Dureena Nafeel, Crusade  '99\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/dureena.png?100x100}} | Dureena/Sarah | I have no words, other than that she may be one of the best characters ever invented. One of the hottest, also. |
+| Jane/K, Doom Patrol TV\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/41914601.png}} | Jane/Hammerhead, Jane/Casey | She's the best. Helped me realize I'm a system. Hard, rough, loving, traumatized, badass, scared, worthy, beautiful. One of the best things about DPTV. I cannot emphasize enough how much she means to me. |
+| Valentina Vostok, Doom Patrol TV\\ {{https://file.garden/aJzQmzrHVB4BLKwu/VAL.png?100x100}} | Valentina/Her Spirit | When this episode premiered, it changed my life. I haven't been the same since. God, I can't believe we were lucky enough to get this version of Valentina in the show.... |