I decided to make a page for All My Blorbos Ever because why not? Sorry that this isn't very pretty. I'm lazy.

Current Main Blorbos:

These are characters I'm currently obsessed with.

Name Ships I Like Notes
Elouisa, Palia (Video Game)
Elouisa/Caleri, Elouisa/Jina, Elouisa/ME My special baby schizophrenic cryptid-loving emotionally incestuous blorbo. I adore her. I ADORE HER. Her relationship with Caleri makes me want to pull my guts out.
Alara Kitan, The Orville (TV) Alara/Solana, Alara/Claire, Alara/Kelly I love her so much. She's disabled, she's a lesbian (to me), she's in love with her sister, she has Mommy Issues AND Daddy Issues, she has super strength, she is deeply insecure. Blorbo material.
Yang, Psych Yang/Shawn SHE IS PERFECT. She's insane, she's abusive, she's a stalker, she's inappropriate, she's played by Ally Sheedy who outacts literally everyone. Can't stop thinking about her. Need her carnally.
Teleya, The Orville (TV)
Kelly/Teleya, Teleya/Every Female Character tbh Evil women. Evil women who are hellbent on revenge. She's a violent religious extremist but she's hot so whatever. She's a terrible mother. She's perfect, to me.
Isabel Feathers/Immortus, Doom Patrol TV Isabel/Laura, Isabel/Rita GOD I LOVE HER. She's a narcissist (literally), she's a tortured artist, she's ignored and treated like a freak, she's evil but not entirely but yes, she just wants to be adored, and well, I adore her!
Claire Finn, The Orville
Claire/Alara, Claire/Isaac, Claire/Timmis, Claire/Kelly She's so so wonderful. Amazing mother, amazing doctor, amazing human being. She almost gave up her entire career just to help a trans intersex girl have the body she wanted. She's the best damn character in the entire show. BOW DOWN.
Kaylon Primary, The Orville
Primary/Secondary /Tertiary, Primary/Lysella, Primary/Charly (evilly) God. He makes me insane. He's terrible at first but then stops being terrible. He sends his entire planet to the wedding of the guy he called a weakness & a woman he wanted to kill and also congratulates him on his marriage. He's an abuse victim. He's severely traumatized. He's gay.
Charly Burke, The Orville
Charly/Amanda, Charly/Primary, Charly/Claire Can you tell I love traumatized characters? The fandom treats her like absolute garbage but she's my queen. She's a mean dyke and I adore it. I want to put her alone in a room with Primary while she has her finger over the Kill All Kaylon button and see what she does to him.
Macy Vaughn, Charmed 2018 Macy/Maggie/Mel, Macy/Charity I love her so much. She wants to use her demon side for good!! She can move things with her mind!! She loves her sisters so much!! She's loyal and SMART AS CRAP and capable and askjdfntjk. I crush.
Prue Halliwell Charmed 1998 Prue/Cole, Prue/Piper She's responsible and sometimes reserved and she has a great fashion sense and she'll do anything to protect her sisters. She's extremely powerful and the best damn character in the show to ME.
Robota, Sims 3
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Robota/Lyra, Robota/Cassandre Nichest blorbo. She's sentient! She wants to be an athlete! She loves! She's sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gladys, Sims 3
Gladys/Chelsea Tree #3. In toxic yuri with Chelsea, and she is losing.

Forever Blorbos

These are characters I've been obsessed with for at least 3 years, but most of them much, much longer than that.

Name Ships I Like Notes
The Negative Spirit, Doom Patrol
TNS/Larry, TNS/me… I am unwell about them to an extent never before known to man. See my shrine for details because it's too long to write here. My ultimatest ultimate blorbo of ever. When they were written off I laid on the floor in fetal position for multiple days.
Mr. Morden, Babylon 5
Morden/Anna, Morden/Lennier I've been obsessed with him since 2022. He's a rancid rat bastard. Little trash mouth piece of garbage. He's bisexual and straight at the same time. He fucks bugs.
Anna Sheridan, Babylon 5
Morden/Anna, Anna/Liz SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME. She is also Me. I adore her. She's such a mystery, such a tragedy, and she is MORE THAN JUST “DEAD WIFE”, JMS!! Sinclair has a hole in his mind; Anna is the hole in the story that they patched up sloppily with a color that doesn't match the original paint at all. She cheated on her husband at the very least emotionally. She's an extremely competent archaeologist. She's everything.
Amorphous Shape, Gravity Falls
A-Shape/Pyronica I fell in love with her at first sight - literally - in 2015. 10 years later I'm a lesbian, the Book of Bill is released, and we find out she's a girl. Imagine how happy I was. I need her.
Tovan Khev, Star Trek Online Tovan/Rinna, Tovan/Player The only other male character I like. I started playing Star Trek Online in early 2013 and fell in love with him instantly. He's SO loyal, so kind, and so angry. He adores his sister. I adore him.
Dureena Nafeel, Crusade '99
Dureena/Sarah I have no words, other than that she may be one of the best characters ever invented. One of the hottest, also.
Jane/K, Doom Patrol TV
Jane/Hammerhead, Jane/Casey She's the best. Helped me realize I'm a system. Hard, rough, loving, traumatized, badass, scared, worthy, beautiful. One of the best things about DPTV. I cannot emphasize enough how much she means to me.
Valentina Vostok, Doom Patrol TV
Valentina/Her Spirit When this episode premiered, it changed my life. I haven't been the same since. God, I can't believe we were lucky enough to get this version of Valentina in the show….